Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.Gingerbread Man: You're a monster!
Lord Farquaad: Tell me where are the others.Gingerbread Man: Eat me. [spits]Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN.
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.Gingerbread Man: God bless us, everyone.Gingerbread Man: NOT THE BUTTONS! Not my gum-drop buttons!
Shrek: Quick, tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like.. You're wearing ladies underwear!
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not! [nose extends]
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not. [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!Gingerbread Man: It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!Gingerbread Man: IT'S ALIVE!Gingerbread Man: I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
Pinocchio: I'm not flipping anywhere, Sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona.Gingerbread Man: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill.fight spam